Tommy’s Place

Men think of women every 15 seconds, women think of shopping every
15 seconds and think of men about twice a month. If your wife ask you if you
still love her, she will usually add, “You sure don’t act like you do”.
“Well, what did I do this time”? “If you don’t know just forget it”. “That
should be easy since I have no idea how this got started in the first
place”. I don’t mind listening to others opinion as long as I get a chance
to show them how ridiculous their opinion really was. Never argue with your
wife, she will surely remind you how you almost killed her when one of your
children was born, that you were responsible for. You will have no comeback,
since you can’t have children. I tried to get pregnant once but failed
miserably. Adult beverages (beer) will kill some of your brain cells, I am
only now getting my brain cells down to a manageable level. When a man is in
his teens fighting raging hormones they want to get married as soon as they
can talk some woman into marrying them or find a REAL friendly girlfriend.
Once a man reaches about 75 they usually will look back at all this as
youthful ignorance and over imagination and wonder why all the fuss?
Tom’s Daylily Page

I think my daughter probably gets her good looks from me. I got my
new glasses now and I do look pretty good I must admit. Joyce was the
Homecoming Queen so I think she deserves me, even though I do enjoy my own
company. My brother told me when I was a baby, that my Mother came home from
the hospital without me but the police brought me home and threatened her if
she ever left me again in public. She told me that I did begin to look more
promising with age. I’m Southern Baptist, we believe the back four pews in
church is where God dwells most of the time, if you sit on one of the front
four pews you are guilty of something and trying to repent. If you dream of
fried chicken and banana pudding twice in one week you are probably being
called to preach. To go in a liquor store in your own home State is sinful
and showing signs of arrogance and dementia. I need to publish a pamphlet.
Tom’s Daylily Page