Tommy’s Place

Tom Maddox, Biloxi, Ms.

Never answer E-mails that are unfriendly to you. Never get TOO
friendly in a movie with a girl that carries a switch blade. Keep your hands
in your pocket, in the movie if the girl is famous for her left hook. Never
try to put a cat a bag if that cat prefers not to be in that bag. Never boil
a possum too long, they will get too tougher. Never steal sweet potatoes off
the back porch of a preacher, their revengeful prayers could be answered.
Never threaten any body who is cleaning a pistol. Never bad mouth folks who
owe you money, wait until you get your money back. Last but not least never
bad mouth any body, boy or girl, who can outrun you. You might want to write
these down.

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