Tommy’s Place

Tom Maddox

Real Early Days

Ugly will propagate ugly just about every time. The same thing is true with
goats, if you sit down and eat an ugly goat you will more than likely get
sick. Pretty goats won’t make you sick. That’s why people get upset stomachs
when they eat out, they ate a steak from an ugly cow. Maybe someday they
will be required to put a picture of the cow right there on the package.
This is another reason I still might sue my teachers I can’t keep on track
of what I am saying or doing. My teachers may all be dead, especially the
ones with blue hair that drove blue four door Plymouths. They were all over
a hundred 65 years ago so they may have all gone through the Glory line
already, except the pretty ones who may now have blue hair now and drive
blue Plymouths. No wonder I can’t get anything done I am always forgetting
what I was trying to do. Never laugh at or make fun of somebody who fights
with tree limbs. Never marry a girl who is bigger and stronger than you are.
Never marry a girl you can’t outrun, learned that the hard way. Women are
much too strong for their size than they need to be. Never marry a girl you
pick up in a bar unless her Daddy owns the bar. Never get a divorce unless
you are sure you would be happy with half your stuff and none of your money.